FAQ
y duz u say e-qard insted of e-card?
That's not really a "Q." It's actually just the best english representation of an arabic letter. Yes, that one. It's that hard gutteral "KAH!" you might have have heard if you ever listened to an educated speaker discussing Al-Qaeda.
who iz u guys anywaiz?
We're just a couple of dreamers trying to make sense of this crazy world.
I iz offended.
Please phrase that in the form of a question.
I iz offended?
Well, at least you tried. Sorry that you've taken offense, but try and look at it like you've just taken the best defense instead.
Y iz all our kweshtuns in lolCAT speek?
You users just seem so much more adorable that way. It's how we prefer to imagine you.
